Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Day Three - 7 Things that Cross My Mind a Lot

1. What is _____ doing right now? (usually what is Tom doing, or our cats, or my dad)
2. Did I shut off the coffee pot before I left the house?
3. Why don't I have more ambition when I get home from work every day?
4. What should have have for lunch/dinner/whatever meal is coming up next
5. My posture at work sucks
6. Will I ever be able to retire?
7. I REALLY need to see a really, really great movie soon (I am in a constant state of needing to see a really, really good movie)

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Day Three

Day Three - Eight ways to win my heart

1. Have a southern accent and call me "Darlin'" in a nice, slow drawl
2. Wink at me
3. Have a nice rack and let me ogle it (is that how you spell it? I don't know, how about 'let me leer at it'!)
4. Talk to me about something you know a lot about, sound smart and sure of yourself, but not condescending. Bonus if you use your hands in moderation while you do what's listed above
5. Be nice to my friends
6. Play music, preferably something I like, but I might cut you some slack if you're at least really into what you're doing
7. Make me laugh
and it will come as no surprise...
8. Be bald

This one is for you Glittergirl

Friday, February 24, 2012

Day 2.1

I sorta punted yesterday. I was in a moooood.... wowsa! The picture I posted was of a chat I had with my friend/co-worker/subservient work wife.

Let me try again! Some of these are no secret I'm sure...

Nine things about yourself


1. If I could do absolutely anything else in the world, I would be a writer
2. I've never spent a night in the hospital
3. I don't like sleeping with any part of my body hanging off the bed, like a hand, foot, etc. Too many horror movies watched equals irrational fear of the thing under the bed
4. I wish I travelled more
5. I took a year of Portuguese in college
6. I'm afraid of growing old
7. I hate talking on the phone
8. I want to be in a new band but have no idea what kind of music I want to play
9. If I had been a housewife in the 70's, I'm pretty sure I'd have been hooked on pills

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

10 Things

I stole this from Tessa who stole this from someone else, and so on and so on!

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession

Normally I would overthink this, and write it all out on paper, edit it, revise it, redo it, over and over before I'd post it here. Let me try just going for it... all 'caution to the wind-y'!

1. You make me nervous and I think I make you nervous, too. I think we should just live with that, it's ok.

2. Don't you ever get tired of saying stupid shit that doesn't even make sense? You HAVE to be done talking now.

3. I'm really ok if we never see each other again. Please let's just pretend we don't see each other when we're out at the same place at the same time.

4. I like you. I don't get to see you nearly often enough.

5. You meant well, and you tried I guess, but you really didn't get it. I wanted help, and I needed help, and you could have given it to me, but you didn't. It wasn't about you, but you made it that way. I don't hold it against you, but it was disappointing.

6. Grow a pair.

7. The Napoleon Dynamite cartoon is terrible. You are a bad person for putting it on TV.

8. I miss you so much, sometimes I can't even breathe.

9. Something you said back in 1994 still sticks with me. I still remember it, and it still motivates and inspires me.

10. I hope you at least learned something from your mistakes.